I’m a simple girl.
I have simple tastes.
Most of my meals involve ketchup and I buy lots of Covergirl products.
But I feel as though it’s my responsibility as a woman with two working eyes to judge those who dare put their profession and personal life in the spotlight.
So let’s get this bitch movin’
Girl, you tried it. You’re too old for this look J.Lo and you know it. There’s going to be a lot of people on Instagram saying her look was flawless, but I’m here to tell you otherwise. Her look had one flaw: It was desperate.
Honorable mention for worst dressed:
Lana Del Ray.
You look like you need a can of Red Bull, a time machine and a shower. Try again.
I don’t pray often, but when I do it’s either me hoping that I get my period or that I can age flawlessly. Last night I said a little prayer to Oprah and asked her to tell me Julianne Moore’s aging secrets, because this woman is the definition of beauty.
She showed up to win.
Emma Stone and her pantsuit.I like the fact that if there was a fire, she could sprint out of there or you know, get drunk and do a cartwheel. I salute you, Emma.