On my morning blog scan, I saw this as the first story on Just Jared, “Justin Bieber Shaves Mustache While Traveling in Italy.”
Nope. Nope. Nope. Sorry. Nope.
That’s not news. Someone should not get press because they washed their face. Which is essentially what he did because I’m entirely unconvinced he actually has the ability to grow a mustache.
I do realize that by complaining about how this story isn’t news, I’m giving it more attention than it deserves, but Christ on a bike. Come on people!
Yesterday the big news story was Stephen Collins from 7th Heaven and the leaked tape where he admits to molesting young girls. That was a terrible, disgusting, but newsworthy story. Anyone who commits such acts should be called out and exposed for their actions. HOW IN THE WORLD, DOES THAT HEADLINE RUN NEXT TO A STORY OF JUSTIN BIEBER SHAVING HIS MUSTACHE?!
Lazy. Sloppy. Bullshit news stories like this make pop culture junkies look bad! It makes us look like we asked for updates of Justin Bieber’s hygiene! I DIDN’T!
HYGIENE IS EXPECTED.
YOU DON’T REWARD HYGIENE!